Major Malfunction In The Confuga Department

MAJOR MALFUNCTION IN THE CONFUGA DEPARTMENT

Written by Carroll Bryant

"This is what makes up society, we live on the borderline of insanity everyday. Everything is upside down if not backwards. What is perceived as normal has become, in all actuality, abnormal. What was once considered abnormal is currently classified as normal. The gay community has expressed its population and is now becoming a way of life. We live to give the bum some coffee money. All this talk about cracking down on drugs, how will our society function without it? How will our government function without it? For as long as there is economic stress, there will be drugs to deal with it. Pressure, peer pressure, results in pleasure, pure pleasure. Sex is the only outlet. There is a major malfunction, major malfunction, major malfunction, in the confuga department, confuga department, confuga department. Economic stress, peer pressure results into pure pleasure. There's a major malfunction in the confuga department. There's a spy in the machine."

Resurrect the dead! 

There be a coming day

Here me say it

I ... resurrect the dead

There is no other way

Here me pray it

You can push my brain to the point where I won't use it

Invade my claim to the point when it's abused

Turn off my switch

Be a bastard, be a bitch

Complicate my ways

I can't seem to care anymore

Every morning, witness my awakening

Every step I take the ground starts shaking

You can touch the sky with a dream that lives in death

Spit your shit into my eye

Like a bird I fly away

There is a major malfunction in the machine

There is a dirty word that will never wipe clean

On and on I see, running like a machine

There is a dirty word

You can wash my head to the time I won't be living

Take a piece of my bread to the time I call it giving

Push my buttons

Turn me on, turn me off

My situation is like yours, waiting for the coffin

Resurrect the dead!

I say it

I ... resurrect the dead

So pray it

Every tear you cry is nothing more than shame

Every word you hide is nothing more than games

I speak from heaven, but my demons criticize 

Politicians who know the score, and speak their lies

Be the truth

To conquer is the end

Be the youth

Mortality's only friend

There is a major malfunction in the machine

There is a dirty word that will never wipe clean

On and on I see, running like a machine

There is a dirty word

"If we take the bread off of the sandwich then it wouldn't be a sandwich, now would it? You can almost say that a hotdog isn't a hotdog until you cook it, right? So there you have the meaning of life. You don't need a diploma from Snickers Technical School in Milkyway, USA to know that the 3-Musketeers is a candy bar, do you? Trying to figure that one out? Well, figure it out on your own time - make the time, and get me the hell out of here."

There is a major malfunction in the machine

There is a dirty word that will never wipe clean

On and on I see, running like a machine

There is a dirty word