I Can't Be A Girl

I CAN'T BE A GIRL - Written by Carroll Bryant

Within her whispers and moans

I drown in the groans

I burst inside from her touch

I get dizzy on a dime

Every time she blows my mind

And it just gets to be too much

She makes me afraid

Of ever getting laid again

Be careful Mr. Heart Attack

Falling into her sins

Like it's never gonna end

And I might not be making it back

I'm on the highway to Heaven

She's a beautiful lady

I wish I could understand everything in her world

But ...

I can't be a girl

She's got exotic eyes

That makes the good men cry

She's the queen of broken hearts

There has got to be more

Than what is standing before me

More than what is made up in parts

I got my hand so far

Inside the cookie jar

And I don't want to pull it out

She's everything that's true

The big red, white, and boom

And I don't know what it's all about

I'm on the highway to Heaven

She's a wonderful lady

I wish I could understand everything in her world

But ...

I can't be a girl

And you know she's got to be hiding that brain

Just to get the boys on their knees

Her personality protects you from the rain

While she goes around performing all of her good deeds

Within the walls of her desire

There's a movie with Michael Myers

And we know it's not a comedy

So, when she gets so delirious

I know to take her serious

Handing out all the pleasantries

It's a fatal mistake

To slamming on the brakes

With no seat belt in the car

Making love on the moon

Can end way too soon

If your orgasm is a farce

I'm on the highway to Heaven

She's a beautiful lady

I wish I could understand everything in her world

I'm on the highway to Heaven

She's a wonderful lady

I wish I could understand everything in her world

But ...

I can't be a girl