Your Horoscope

YOUR HOROSCOPE - Written by Carroll Bryant

Half the time I don't know where

You're coming from

A stupid blonde I didn't know

Could be so dumb

Everyday of your life you live a broken heart

You been trying to mend it for years

With those tarot cards

I'm mystified

Almost terrified

I can't explain a solitary thing

I'm so confused

Don't know what to do

Every time I think about her

I think about you

Who you think you are is a laugh

That becomes a joke

Doing the best you can to find a man

In your horoscope

Every night of your life you see him in your dreams

 All the hope in the world don't amount

To a hill of beans

I'm mystified

Almost terrified

I can't explain a solitary thing

I'm so confused

Don't know what to do

Every time I think about her

I think about you

Nobody wants to live their life being alone

Some like to fly on the highway

Some like to take the back roads

Nobody ever wants to go back home

It's always too early for them in the evening

Nobody likes to be alone

You sleep with a lot of girls who wish

That they were a dude

Your horoscope tells you to stay away

Because he's cheating on you

Everyday of your life you live a lonely heart

You're always trying to buy more time

With those tarot cards

I'm mystified

Almost terrified

I can't explain a solitary thing

I'm so confused

Don't know what to do

Every time I think about her

I think about you