Jackknife Jacking Off

JACKKNIFE JACKING OFF - Written by Carroll Bryant

I went to a party with my friend, Jackknife

Didn't have a single care

Looking forward to having the time of my life

Thong bikini's everywhere

But Mother Nature soon paid me a call

Went to the bathroom and guess what I saw

I saw Jackknife jacking off

I caught Jackknife jacking off

I busted out laughing at the sight of it all

I saw jackknife jacking off

Perhaps it was the women there or maybe the beers

Or pornographic videos

I was laughing so hard that I broke into tears 

He was a really spanking that monkey bone

He was a stroking and beating that poor piece of meat

Slamming his salami on that toilet seat

 I saw Jackknife jacking off

I caught Jackknife jacking off

I busted out laughing at the sight of it all

I saw jackknife jacking off

He's not the greatest looking man around

But he doesn't let it bother him

He says he never ever lets that get him down

Well, he sure could say that again

It was an embarrassing sight to see

He was a really setting little old Willy free

I saw Jackknife jacking off

I caught Jackknife jacking off

I busted out laughing at the sight of it all

I saw jackknife jacking off

I was laughing out loud as he was having a ... ball
Poor Jackknife was jacking off

That's what I saw