Sunday, June 19, 2016

The Taxman Cometh

THE TAXMAN COMETH - Written by Carroll Bryant


The taxman cometh so run for your life
He's taxing your children
He's taxing your wife
He's taxing your soda like he's taxing your gas
He's taxing your genitals
He's taxing your ass
He's taxing you wide and he's taxing you far
He's taxing your soul
He's taxing your heart
He's taxing your wishes, your dreams, and your thoughts
He's taxing everything you have and everything you don't got

Why do democrats hate the poor?
Philadelphia freedom steals more and more
This state of affairs is really, really sad
Maybe they should tax for being a democrat?

The taxman cometh again and again
He's taxing your religion 
He's taxing your sins
He's taxing the air that you mother-taxing breathe
He's taxing you when you come home and taxing you when you leave
He's taxing your riots and your protests, too
He's taxing you so hard because he thinks you're a fool
He's taxing your bacon, your eggs and your cheese
He's taxing you when you cough and taxing you when you sneeze
He's taxing your pride, your name, and your clout
He's taxing you until you forget what he's taxing you about 

Why do democrats hate the poor?
Philadelphia freedom steals more and more
This state of affairs is really, really sad
Maybe they should tax for being a democrat?

The taxman cometh because he needs to take
Even more money from your hands, your bank
The taxman cometh to tax your days
The taxman cometh because he needs a raise 

The taxman cometh 

Why do democrats hate the poor?
Philadelphia freedom steals more and more
This state of affairs is really, really sad
Maybe they should tax for being a democrat?

The taxman cometh









 

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