Sunday, August 31, 2014

The Bathtub Song

THE BATHTUB SONG - Written by Carroll Bryant


Well I'm farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles
Squeeze my rubber ducky and forget about my troubles
Gotta go, gotta go, better run on the double
Just farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles

I just got in from a real hard day
Want nothing to do 
Got nothing to say
I wish it didn't have to be this way
Work, hard work with no time to play

I wish I didn't miss my gal
But who needs her anyhow?

"Maybe her other boyfriend, ha-ha"

Well I'm farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles
Squeeze my rubber ducky and forget about my troubles
Gotta go, gotta go, better run on the double
Just farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles

Just wash away a hard days work
My brain has a pain and my body has a hurt
Sometimes I almost feel like dirt
But I shouldn't complain 'cause it could be worse

I wish I had a warm dry towel
But who needs one anyhow?

"Maybe some other jerk. As for me, I'm happy right where I'm at, ha-ha"

And that is .....

Farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles
Squeeze my rubber ducky and forget about my troubles
Gotta go, gotta go, better run on the double
Just farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles


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