The Bathtub Song

THE BATHTUB SONG - Written by Carroll Bryant

Well I'm farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles

Squeeze my rubber ducky and forget about my troubles

Gotta go, gotta go, better run on the double

Just farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles

I just got in from a real hard day

Want nothing to do 

Got nothing to say

I wish it didn't have to be this way

Work, hard work with no time to play

I wish I didn't miss my gal

But who needs her anyhow?

"Maybe her other boyfriend, ha-ha"

Well I'm farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles

Squeeze my rubber ducky and forget about my troubles

Gotta go, gotta go, better run on the double

Just farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles

Just wash away a hard days work

My brain has a pain and my body has a hurt

Sometimes I almost feel like dirt

But I shouldn't complain 'cause it could be worse

I wish I had a warm dry towel

But who needs one anyhow?

"Maybe some other jerk. As for me, I'm happy right where I'm at, ha-ha"

And that is .....

Farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles

Squeeze my rubber ducky and forget about my troubles

Gotta go, gotta go, better run on the double

Just farting in the tub and biting at the bubbles