R U Experienced?

R U EXPERIENCED? - Written by Carroll Bryant

It was a glorious thing in the forest that day

When the turtle won the race 

It was a lesson or two that had to be learned 

Leaving rabbit with so much disgrace 

Then the robin flew to her nest

Willing to give her best, she asked her husband 

R U experienced?

Don't rabbit with me, I'm the turtle you see

Say, R U experienced?

I'm not messing around you filthy worm on the ground

Hey, R U experienced?

Now I'm flying

He was a polar bear without any care 

As he finished his eskimo pie

He went for the wife as she ran for her life

Laughing with a tear in her eye 

Then he trapped her on an iceberg 

Listening to her words, she asked her killer 

R U experienced?

Don't igloo with me you Alaskan sized beast

Say, R U experienced?

I'm not messing with you so stop acting so cool

Hey, R U experienced? 

Now I'm dying 

He was the lead off man with a bat in his hand

As he stepped up to the plate

A tough son of a gun as he belt a home-run

Rounding the bases and feeling great 

Then he ran back to the dugout 

Hearing all the people shout, they asked their slugger 

R U experienced? 

Don't strike out on us, you're not as great as you fuss 

Say, R U experienced?

We're not messing around you dirty million dollar clown

Hey, R U experienced?

Now you're trying