Barf

BARF - Written by Carroll Bryant 

Walking down the street one day

A girl asked me if I would play

She looked like a dog from the hot dead dog days

I just smiled, say no - Barf 

I just smiled, say go - Barf

I got a phone call late one evening

From a girl who said she's dreaming

Picture me naked, picture me screaming

I just laughed, say no - Barf

I just laughed, say go - Barf

People say I am a pain

People claim I need another brain

My head is wet 

My body insane 

But sometimes I can't stand these games 

Maybe I'm a criminal of love

Lock me up and throw away the key

I could be an alien 

Maybe I'm a time machine 

Here to destroy all of your dreams 

Liar if you say you're me

I will walk the dog for free

Pocket pistol shooting sex

I don't care so what the heck 

The hell 

Haven't you heard

I will flip you the bird 

Walking down the street one day

A girl asked me if I would play

She looked like a dog from the hot dead dog days

I just smiled, say no - Barf 

I just smiled, say go - Barf

The smile

The laugh

I'll jump into your lap

The smile

The laugh

Barf